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7:33 AM / Posted by Jason Woodgate /

Narrow-minded can live in great style.
The highest profit is from deals with conscience.
The most profitable work is to shovel up money.

It is not scary to sink swimming in luxury.
Russian cars are like macaroni without sauce: you can eat it but still something is missing.
Foreign car for Russian man is like pedigree mastiff: good and strong but the price is biting.
Some Russian deputies are like haughty turkey cocks: much pomposity, little brains.
The main problem of Russian army – “Who are we fighting for?”

Russian generals are now fighting not for Russian land but for stars.
If everybody in Russia observes laws and does not take bribes life here would be impossible.

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Anonymous on 12:44 PM, September 11, 2010

More aphorisms
* An aphorism is a one-line novel. Leonid Sukhorukov (Book “All About Everything”, UK, 2005)
* An ethical foreign policy means helping them up after you’ve knocked them down. Leonid Sukhorukov (www.aphorism.org.uk)
* International politics of the 21-st century is not a matter of super bombs but wise superpower diplomacy. Leonid Sukhorukov.
* Numbers never grow old, that’s why they are never a guide to a man’s age. Leonid Sukhorukov
* Why is it easier to fire a person who does the work of ten than those ten whose work he does? Leonid Sukhorukov
* No matter how long you teach a fool, he still knows everything. Leonid Sukhorukov
* Some pay for what they have eaten, others pay for just having opened their mouths. Leonid Sukhorukov
* The best criticism rides on the back of praise. Leonid Sukhorukov
* One’s pain is another’s painkiller. Leonid Sukhorukov
* Success is the optimistic stage of failure. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
* Wagging tongues depend on flapping ears. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
* When you teach a man you teach a person - when you teach a woman you learn a lesson. Leonid Sukhorukov
* Brevity may be the soul of wit, but it can also be a mercy. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Anonymous on 7:20 AM, December 31, 2010

* Whether the glass is half-full or whether it is half-empty, it’s still a New Year’s champagne!
Leonid S. SUKHORUKOV www.aphorism.org.uk

Anonymous on 4:15 AM, May 22, 2011

* Heroism starts with a victory over yourself.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Anonymous on 1:58 PM, December 16, 2011

* Wisdom is the meeting point of doubt and certainty.
(Book of aphorisms "All About Everything", UK, 2005)

* If all people call you a duck, just enjoy their quacking.
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

* A New Year Toast:”May each twist and turn of our destiny be a zigzag of luck!”
Leonid S. Sukhorukov

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